Friday, March 03, 2006

Narcoleptic Alcoholic Nymphomaniac Needs Help to Fill in the Blanks

I am at a loss. I cannot find my wallet nor my shoes. I woke up this morning in a place called India Basin?? I was wearing a suit that lit up and played "When the saints come marching in". I don't own any clothing that plays music. If this is yours please post a comment. I have a few questions for you.

13 Comments:

At Friday, March 03, 2006 2:34:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not go to www.wendi.com to find Alcohol Freedom & the Love of your life. Get Confidance & remote seduction or the big O for that guy to learn a little more

 
At Friday, March 03, 2006 4:48:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh yah ...musical clothing ...um does it say jeffy on the lapel ??

 
At Friday, March 03, 2006 6:53:00 PM, Blogger Sebastian Varela said...

Hey guy..you are very fool, please visit your doctor

bye

 
At Friday, March 03, 2006 7:40:00 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

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At Friday, March 03, 2006 8:23:00 PM, Blogger Nashe^ said...

haha...cute! i loike chefs..huhu.

Thanks yeah for stoppin by ma blog! loves it. Be sure to tag onthe tagboard next time! hehehehe..really appreciate it.

n keep up this hot bloggy!

lotsa like,
Kitty Pryde
http://thatzfierce.blogspot.com

 
At Saturday, March 04, 2006 5:17:00 AM, Blogger Alcuin Bramerton said...

How do you know you've woken up?

 
At Saturday, March 04, 2006 5:49:00 AM, Blogger Yasser Rahman said...

When the saints come marching in...

Differnet spirtis ;O

Great Blog :) Loved it :P

 
At Saturday, March 04, 2006 6:56:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome blog! Loved the story about the musical clothes! I have a joke for you:
The CIA is looking for a tough, harcore agent. They work for weeks to find the perfect one and have narrowed it down to three people: Bill, Seth, and Joanne. As a final test the boss comes up and tells Bill, "Your wife is in the next room. Here's a gun. I need you to go shoot her." Bill says "Are you insane! I would never do that!" and leaves the building. Next up is Seth. He gets the gun and has to go shoot his wife. He goes into the room and holds up the gun. After a few seconds he comes out and says "I just can't do it," and he too leaves the building. Finally it's Joanne's turn and the boss hand her the gun and tells her that her husband is in the next room. She goes in and a few shots fire. Then there is screaming and crashing. About 10 minutes later, Joanne comes out, all beaten up. She goes up to the boss and tells him, "You didn't tell me there were blanks in the gun! I had to beat him to death with a chair!"

Hope you like my joke. Come visit me at http://kaitlyncorner.blogspot.com/

Thanks!

 
At Sunday, March 05, 2006 3:51:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At Monday, March 06, 2006 2:13:00 PM, Blogger duckenvy said...

I knew a guy once who was into S&M, B&D, necrophilia and beastality. He liked nothing better than beating a dead horse.

 
At Tuesday, March 07, 2006 4:55:00 AM, Blogger Kusum Rohra said...

Musical clothing! LoL

 
At Tuesday, March 07, 2006 1:28:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

eh u sux... dramatically idiot.. wad an idiot...drink some mama's milk and get some SLP...boy....

 
At Wednesday, March 15, 2006 9:34:00 AM, Blogger Michael Bains said...

LMAO!!!

And "duckenvy's" comment was almost, almost mind you, as good as your post!

 

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