Saturday, February 18, 2006

Asian's Can't Drive

my best friend is chinese...
and many years ago he onced forced a cop off the road and into the neighbors ivy.

I won't ever ride as a passenger in his car... ever.

the good thing is the cop knew our family, so we had a good laugh.

and this happened way back in the mid 70's.

26 Comments:

At Sunday, February 19, 2006 7:41:00 AM, Blogger Skankmaster J said...

One of my bezzie mates is korean...i dnt think he can drive (altho being onli 17 in England it is kinda unlikely....)

 
At Sunday, February 19, 2006 9:25:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How old are you?

 
At Sunday, February 19, 2006 11:41:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm asian and i can drive, but i do agree, that most asians can't drive. every time someone cuts me off on the road, i think, "I bet he's asian." i don't know why. can one be racist against one's own race? i suppose so.

 
At Sunday, February 19, 2006 11:52:00 AM, Blogger JaG said...

Same is said about women. I can still drive better than most of my male friends.

 
At Sunday, February 19, 2006 11:55:00 AM, Blogger SugarMama said...

lol...

I'm Chinese American and live by Chinatown. We always said that you have to be real defensive driver when driving around us!

 
At Sunday, February 19, 2006 3:37:00 PM, Anonymous Richard said...

I live in an area where the population of Asians has almost gone over the amount of non asians (white people) and they are the reason why our insurance rates are higher than any province in canada.

I've asked a good friend who is asian and he blames his parents, I blame his peripheral vision.

 
At Sunday, February 19, 2006 6:25:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't know this was such a hot topic:
http://jokesandhumoronline.blogspot.com/

You'd think this joke would die.

 
At Sunday, February 19, 2006 7:06:00 PM, Blogger LBseahag said...

heh heh...

my friend Hyori, from Japan, got her license revoked within 6 days of getting it, for driving on the wrong side of the street.
twice...

 
At Sunday, February 19, 2006 7:19:00 PM, Blogger Vengelyne said...

I live in an Asian country. I wouldn't say that all Asians are bad drivers although there seems to be an exceedingly high number of road fatalities during festive seasons. So go figure!

But but but... I would say I'm a pretty good and safe driver myself. *beams* But then again, how do you measure a good driver and a bad driver?

 
At Sunday, February 19, 2006 8:39:00 PM, Blogger allyoop said...

I dont know you, but I thought this was very funny...

:)

+ my dog also finds me unentertaining.

 
At Sunday, February 19, 2006 10:13:00 PM, Blogger g. kryptonite said...

Having lived in Seoul for the last year and being an Asian American myself, I feel I can make a sweeping generalization regarding Asian drivers: it's not that Asians can't drive, Asians just choose to be aggressive drivers. The drivers in Seoul are quite deft and sometimes borderline acrobatic; it felt as if they enjoy living on the edge.

 
At Sunday, February 19, 2006 10:31:00 PM, Blogger Nick said...

Lol Omg...Sorry this is random but that blog just gives me memories...

 
At Monday, February 20, 2006 1:30:00 AM, Blogger James said...

The only thing worse than an Asian driving is an Asian woman driving. And the only thing worse than that is an old Asian woman driving.

Love ya, mom.

 
At Monday, February 20, 2006 1:47:00 AM, Blogger eV said...

And you waited all these years to tell us?

 
At Monday, February 20, 2006 3:10:00 AM, Blogger Dave said...

Man, you wre really bored the other day. Really pushing the limits of bored.

 
At Monday, February 20, 2006 3:22:00 AM, Blogger St Jude said...

I used to live on the edge of a huge Asian community. They all walked everywhere or got taxis!! Now Asian taxi drivers are a whole new ball game.

Love your blog by the way

 
At Monday, February 20, 2006 4:24:00 AM, Blogger Beta & Max said...

very good

 
At Monday, February 20, 2006 1:36:00 PM, Blogger TheKing said...

It's not their fault, it's their slanty eyes.

 
At Monday, February 20, 2006 7:52:00 PM, Blogger L-wood said...

I was riding with an asian friend one time as he was backing out of the driveway in his honda civic. He backed into the retaining wall along the side. He drives a limo on weekends. See any problems with this?

 
At Tuesday, February 21, 2006 11:37:00 AM, Blogger Anifanatic said...

hahahahahahaha I know some bad asian drivers. And mexicans who steal my job. And the white man who's keeping me down. And my neigbor is an italian mob boss, my other neighbor is the bad asian driver. I let him live because he does my taxes and laundry. My italian neighbor has an awsome deli and resturaunt. Racism is funny.

 
At Wednesday, March 01, 2006 10:27:00 AM, Blogger LilNigglet said...

Damn, my cock is killing me. Could you please lift your foot ?

 
At Wednesday, March 01, 2006 1:28:00 PM, Blogger stella estrella said...

I have relatives who are Korean. He can't drive. You ever seen the movie "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"? Steve Martin with his fingers embedded into the dashboard in a kamikaze death grip...that's me in the car with him. She is slightly better, but she once almost ran over a motorcycle cop when she was trying to change lanes.

 
At Thursday, March 02, 2006 3:28:00 AM, Blogger Teazer Man said...

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At Wednesday, March 22, 2006 4:03:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

im a blak guy and i herd asians hav way smaller diks then us hahahaha

 
At Wednesday, March 22, 2006 4:06:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats so frikin funny , and i herd that most peeple from china eat 200 pounds of rice a year ,

 
At Wednesday, March 22, 2006 4:07:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hav u seen crash theres somany china mans in it haha

 

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