Hungry Girl Seeks Foreign Chef
I am looking for:
a man who loves to cook.
under 32
foreign
someone who wants to try out their recipes on me
Must speak intermediate english, spanish or russian. Better than intermediate is fine too.
ME:
Young, Hot, Sexy
I'm pretty, american chick with blonde hair
I speak spanish and russian
I am not fat yet.. I hope you can do somthing about that Mr. Chef.
If you were born in the USA you will not be considered
posted @ 3/01/2006 09:52:00 AM
27 comments
27 Comments:
It's OK ;-)
well, I always say my prayers AFTER I eat when I cook, but people actually tell me I'm fantastic...(cooking that is).
I've been test driven, but I come with an excellent audit trail and a plethora of recommendations.
Down side is that you have to like travel....alot, not be into hair dye, bleach, Prada or DK...but be appreciative when you receive them anyway.
No lint thingys in my navel, nothing suspicious growing under my nails...in fact they're always clean...and I don't slurp my soup. Oh well...isn't the electronic safe and fun!
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I'm a rubbish chief. One time, when I was in band camp, I put a flute in a pussy (cat), panfried it and called it a mewio-sical kebab. On the upside, a homeless man thought it was 'masterful.' Everyone else puked their pants.
i dont know anything about cooking. but now i planing to learn it.
Good luck! I wish I would have thought of that...
Oh man I need something like that...
"Fort lookin for Chief - ASAP Apply within..."
P.S - Enjoy your blog it's great reading...
bueno, quiciera ver una foto tuya... jeje... tampoco es cuestion de arrojarse al vacío.
Saludos, Suerte;)
I can make a mean roast beef sandwich.
When you get fat - give me a bell!
English guy who loves cooking but can't speak Spanish or Russian. And use to be fatter.
Why no photo?????????????
I'll take you up on your offer! And in case I get food poisoning, no worries I know ABC's of toxicology and prevention!
I love to cook. Does Hawaii count as a foreign country?
Te gustan los pimientos rellenos de marisco? Sí? pues te jodes porque tengo 36.
Wow, I just stumbled on your blog. I am living in Finland right now. I can cook. I was born in Canada (not the USA however some might think so). I speak intermediate French, Spanish. I also speak some Polish and Finnish. My mother tongue is English. Check out my blog if you want to see more chriscode.blogspot.com.
Canada's probably not foreign enough, is it?
I'm glad you think you're still "Young" at 33. Good luck with the foreigner to cook and make you fat thing.
LOLOLOL
es la segunda vez que llego, no se como, a este blog... la primera vez lei tus reglas para terminar una relacion, me reí muchisimo.
por otro lado, si sé de algún chico que cocine bien y ande en busca de alguien a quien alimentar, le pasaré tu dirección.
saludos!
이 글 을 본 당 신 은 지 금 까 지 걸 렸 던 모 든 나쁜 일이 풀 리 게 됩 니 다 * 시 간 은 1 시 간 입 니 다 * 그 리 고 이 글 을 복 사 해 서 다 른 사 이 트 에 1 개 만 올 리 면 됩 니 다 *
I tried to tranlate that last comment. All I got was this from a google translation (korean):
Per saw this writing the shoes ci the gold to peel, ci it will hang, lyess ten the wool it held and the work the pool li to toyp ni all * poem between 1:00 between the mouth ni all *, that li this writing from the luck company sun lun the company thu 1 bay it will come all, li the cotton toyp ni all *
You're not fat yet? God lady, don't you know there are thousands of men out there who love us Big Beautiful Women. There's just more of us to love. Inspite of what Kirsti Alley, that obnoxious bitch, the men are not freaks. I think anyone who loves these homogenized anorexic bimbos are the ones' with the problems.
YOU SOUND HOT BUTT I BET YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY WITH FAKES!!!!
That is me :-D
Go to any NY deli.
You will find a sweaty foreign guy cooking.
Sounded romantic when you said it huh?
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Hmm,a well spoken intelligent lass that not only speaks in volumes about pooh,but seeks a food slave to suit!im 28 yrs old,am a chef,i speak fluent english,french,dutch,pig latin,bit of italian and im "foreign" whatever that means.
I love cooking for worldly people, especially if they can keep amusing me and give me drinks whilst i cook a feast for them...
Next time your in Europe find me...you never know.I may have learned russian by then.
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