Friggin Lake Norman Yuppies

Unlike the girl scouts, these people get on my nerves 24/7/365; at least the girl scouts are like cicada swarms that pass within a few weeks.

Mr. LKN - with your damn metrosexual haircut blabbing on your cellphone about your latest golf game or arranging your next teetime for anyone within earshot to hear. Since you talk overloud that is pretty much anyone in the same restaurant or corner of Target. I don't give a shit about what deal you are working, I'm trying to eat here jackass.

Ms. LKN - with your bony ass bleached blonde hair. You are so perfect you make me want to vomit. You too seem to have a cell phone glued to your ear every waking hour talking about a wine&cheese tasting or some other useless bullshit that anyone in earshot can hear.

LKN Offspring (male teens) - you ignorant son of bitches coming out of a McMansion subdivsions in a new Acura that mommy&daddy just bought listening to rap music that shakes every car in 100 yards. Yes, you are from the hood you little pricks and are true gangstas, the LKN crips and their archrivals the ballantyne bloods.

LKN Offspring (female teens) - princesses in training. Good lord what a bunch of simplistic materialistic bitches. You too have acquired your parents knack for cell blabbing while driving. Small wonder I haven't been hit by one of you on the road.

LKN Offspring (preteens) generally these haven't been corrupted yet and if a distant relative can rescue them there is hope for them to grow up in a normal environment. Sadly, this never happens to most of them, they just progress into unbearable assholes as is their destiny.

WHAT CAN BE DONE?
I say round em up and shove em all in their Lexus sport utilities with multiple dvd screens and lock them in. Roll them slowly down a boat ramp
(ala Susan Smith) to their reward. Of course Susan Smith's kids didn't
deserve to die that way but I digress...

And stay the hell off of my lawn you brats....