His Name is Not George

Hello, how are you,
Thanks for clicking and reading –
This post’s for a guy
Who is really worth meeting:


He’s a great catch and a good friend of mine
Who works long hours and simply doesn’t have time
To find a sweet girl, so for him I endeavor
If his description intrigues, you truly know never…


“I’m posting your info,” I tell him, “on Craigslist.”
As expected, his voice is raised to fast protest –

'Craigslist is fun, and I don’t intend to be mean…
But I really don’t think cyber-dating’s my scene.'

“A good point,” I acknowledge, “but please keep in mind:
Even though virtual, who knows what you’ll find?”

And then,

A nod! His permission is granted!
Girls, listen up, this guy is fantastic.


The City is proud to call him one of her own,
(it’s so rare these days to find a native at home).
He knows the way from Broadway to Lake
Wouldn’t a tour make a pretty fun date?

Or perhaps you’d prefer to kick back with a beer,
Conversation comes easy to this engineer.
Yes, a degree from Berkeley but don’t think he’s a nerd,
He’s up to go out and down to party. (Yo, word).

In fact, his intelligence is such to warrant conceit,
Yet he remains modest, surely no tiny feat.
And speaking of feet, his are quite big…
(Take this statement as you wish ~ you dig?)

Though he claims to be shy, an observer of others,
You will be comfortable having him as a friend and/or lover.
His touch is gentle, he only bites on request,
And the fantasies he inspires may be your best yet.

Enough of this poem: no justice does it do,
If a match is in sight, let him know who are you.
Send him an email to set up a date –
Girls grab him now, before it’s too late!


It is best if you are also in your early 20s, college-educated, intelligent, friendly, passionate, talented in a particular arena, funny (or can appreciate humor and love to laugh), fairly sane, well-traveled or at least interested in the world beyond your social sphere, and looking for a fun date but not a serious relationship.

Note: Please don’t judge him based on the poem (honestly, my poetry skills are lacking to an embarrassing degree). For the record, I'm a girl and I vouch for him completely:

He is such a good person ~ has a kind soul, knows just how to hug a girl, and sometimes, as you go about your day, you will catch yourself smiling. You will catch yourself smiling, almost on the verge of giggling, of laughing aloud. And you will, at this moment, realize that you are thinking about him. So please write ~ you probably deserve a great guy.